(Source : , via run-away-far-away)
“It’s more melodic than you think.”
—
Delta Goodrem, on One Direction’s “One Thing” (via thehollowboy)
Delta honey, NO ITS NOT.
- THE VERSES CONSIST OF A WHOLE STRING OF E’S FOLLOWED BY THE OCCASIONAL F AND G
- THE CHORUS IS THE SAME TUNE REPEATED FOUR TIMES
- ANY OTHER VAGUELY MELODIC LINE IS AN ARPEGGIO OF SOME SORT
- NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED (AND FAILED) TO ARRANGE THIS CAN YOU CLAIM THAT IT HAS SOME SORT OF MELODIC LINE
- NEVER
- EVER
- EVER
I would also like to mention the following:
- Your new single is definitely not as crash hot as everyone says it is
- The video clip contains what can only be loosely referred to as “dancing”
- Oh and please work on the “melodic” line
Professor logic:
- Don’t mention a very specific thing you want for data collection in class
- Don’t mention it on the instruction sheet either
- Definitely don’t mention it when your student sends you data for you to proof
THEN
- DO take a ridiculous amount off a paper for it later even though there’s ZERO HUMAN WAY THAT YOUR STUDENTS COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT’S WHAT YOU WANTED
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Tidying Up Art by Ursus Wehrli
Wehrli takes everyday scenes of disorder and rearranges them into neat rows, sorted by different attributes such as color, size, shape, and type, etc.
I love the pine needles.
This makes me happy
This pleases me more than you can possibly know
Watching this in action would be so relaxing. Especially the pine needles!
(Source : unknownskywalker, via awkwardhi5)
Paris, 8pm: OFFICIAL - FRANCOIS HOLLANDE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF FRANCE
Becomes first Socialist President since Francois Mitterrand left office in 1988.
Incroyable.
(via afternoonsnoozebutton)
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a dalek or
HOWDY Y’ALL FROM DISTRICT 10
wow really creative for 11
BOW DOWN TO DISTRICT 12, BITCHES
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